October 22, 2012

Hiy, I dink tat i bean own mi mishion en cantucki tu lung. eye hab a IQ ov 12. I have finally "lost it" I am now a crazy hick... It seems like every one of my memories now is from my mission. I don't remember what it is like to be a normal person anymore. So I dont have too many stories from this past week. It was really cold this past week and people didn't really wanna talk. But I got 2 of them for ya! First story: Souza and I were walking back to our apartment to go in for the night and we were walking through the trashy white area. (Where the white thugs flow like wine.) So it was almost 9 and it is super dark and this thug goes to pass us on the sidewalk. Since I taught Souza to be a boss and to talk to everyone he was not scared at all to talk to this guy. So we start talking and Souza says, "Hey man, I know I just met you... and this is crazy... but here is a card with my number... call us... maybe?" I had heard that song while we were at Subway and so I almost started laughing. Then the guy got kinda mad at Souza but not because of what he said. Just because we were Jesus peeps. I thought that I was going to have to get in a fight because of Katy Perry.... Ridiculous.... Story Numer 2: Our Stake President took us to Wendy's, and he has a rep for being.... Intense, and naive. So there is a little handicapped kid sitting behind us and he is all dressed up as a soldier. So Pres Porter told us that we should talk to him and invite him to our trunk or treat at the church. So I was thinking real hard about how to do this and I had no idea. It was just too awkward. So while I am still thinking about how I will do this Pres Porter Booms at this kids (he talks really loud) and so we start talking to this handicapped kid, and all of the sudden the kid tells him to close his eyes. So he does and when he does this kids whips out a big huge plastic knife and stabs him in the throat! and then he ran around and stabbed all of us, and the ran out the door. It was awesome! haha Things here are going good. We have 2 15 year old boys that will be getting baptized on the 17th of Nov. thats about it. Stay away from wendy's they are a little rough. Love, Elder Dye